Our website done got busted up to hell.
We're hiring an illegal laborer to fix it.
Sun Apr 22: Check back tomorrow.
Mon Apr 23: Thy Lord proclaimeth thy duty be done on the morrow.
Tue Apr 24: Too busy getting drunk on Stella & Grey Goose.
Wed Apr 25: Fuck, is this site still down? Fix this shit or we'll deport you again.
Sun Apr 29: Bubbie has become severely depressed, went off his meds and has taken to drink. Even more so, that is. Mon May 7: Recorded a podcast today detailing the troubles with Chinese hackers and the illegal immigrants hired to fix their shit.